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I hate that I can't take a screenshot now without whatever app I'm on KNOWING about it. Let me crop my stupid screenshots in peace Tumblr.

"would you like to share this post with friends?"

NO

#to the person at Tumblr HQ who made that feature I hope your pillow is warm.#give me my screenshot memes let me have this Tumblr #I don't want your file ID in the nameeee of itttt #meme #tumblr #ranting and raving #and other such rambling

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Being part of both the TMA and Arcane fandoms is like being consistently pelted with rocks from multiple directions.

Tim hated Jon because he knew he couldn't protect him, he couldn't protect Danny either

Ekko left heaven to save hell and lost the only one he came back for

I'LL GET YOU, I'LL GET YOU I SWEAR

#WHO KEEPS MAKING THESE BRICKS I DON'T WANT THEM ANYMORE #arcane #ekko arcane #the magnus archives #tim stoker #the archivist #PUT THE BRICK DOWN I DON'T CARE IF YOU KISS IT #jinx arcane #the boy savior

Exactly 3 months ago with little to no experience with AO3 I saw a fic rated "E". Now in my wee little innocent ace mind I went "oh well in game ratings"E" means "everyone" so AO3 probably goes by that rating system too".... I now know Ao3's rating system very very well.

#to be fair to me the fic was also improperly tagged because NONE of the horrors in that thing were listed in the small tags #fanfic #a03 fanfic #for my sake and fanfic writers PUHLEASE tag your fics properly #not kink shaming I am kink asking why #aroace #asexual

Guys, be honest with me. How many of you are actually aware that when you buy an SD card the Micro SD is just in a little slot in the bottom. Because I'm STARTING TO THINK that NONE OF YOU ARE.

#the amount of calls i get in my job (tech support) where somebody goes “tHe Sd cArD YoU SeNt mE Is ToO BiG FoR tHe sLoT iN mY DeViCe”#ITS GOING TO MAKE ME INSANE I SWEAR #THE SD CARD IS JUST AN ADAPTER PEOPLE #THATS ALL IT IS #how do people never learn this. HOW #and yet they'll spend thousands of dollars on devices they DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND #its so funny every time they have a Eureka moment though where they locate the little slot and the card pops out #they always get so excited #i mean thats kinda sweet i guessss #BUT CMON PEOPLE WHAT ARE WE LEARNING #tech support #customer service

Be me, watch Project Hail Mary after like a month of avoiding spoilers like my life depends on it. Go haha that's weird that there's two very recent movies about a dude getting put into a metal box and exploring the universe against his will to save humanity, I wonder if anyone else is talking about that. Log onto Tumblr, have my face immediately smashed in by the dodgeball of prophecy.

#bloodymary #iron lung #project hail mary #following the whole thing is so funny though.#the PHM people and Markiplier finding out about it and mentioning it online is like watching somebody shine a flashlight into a rat nest #some of the art is insanely good though

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Happy pride to the gays, the lesbians, the gender havers and non-havers, the a-specs, and that one guy living in my basement. I only see him out of the corner of my eye but I think he should get to come out too.

#pride month #lgbt pride #asexual #aroace #v important tag that those not mentioned in this post should have an amazing pride month as well don't think i forgot about you guys #happy pride 🌈#C'mon everybody it's pride lets be gay and set things on fire

Gotta love getting a new foundation or concealer and immediately going for whichever shade is labeled "porcelain" or "white as hell" or "Jesus Christ my eyes" and then STILL sometimes having to mix it with white face paint in the winter to get the right shade match. 🥲👍

#brb gonna go blind people by wearing shorts #are you wearing white tights? no those are my legs #it is convenient for being goth though #don't even have to paint my face white for a trad look #just wear nothing and I already look like a corpse #pale #sunburn #yeah I have to whip out the spf 80 on a 70 degree day what of it #makeup #the struggle is real

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"All the other people around Jon only saw his monstrous traits but Martin saw Jon's human side!" Ok cool cool is there anyone who saw him as a whole or is he just doomed to be divided into good and bad parts by everyone around him forever

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AND the only person who did see both his human and monstrous side. Not just as good and bad but parts of a whole was FUTHER MUCKING ELIAS.

#tma spoilers #side note I hate that guy #if Jurgen was not a coward he coulda fixed everything by killing elias then and there #but nooooo #daisy tonner #tagging her because HERE'S THE THING #as much as I love her and Jon's friendship #her utter and complete self hatred of her monsterous side (and Jon's by default)#means that she still didn't have the whole picture #she stated herself that she has always hated avatars she's internalized that anger incredibly deeply #she still believed that the only parts of herself and Jon that were worth saving were the human parts #again love daisy #like she wanted to starve herself to death over it #jonathan sims #the archivist

I love seeing everyone's designs of S1 Jon vs S5 Jon, they remind me of those PSAs where they're like "this is what 5 years on weed does to you"

#tma podcast #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #tma spoilers

My love language is gift GIVING, not receiving. Cuz for my friends? Yeah I will spend an week looking through our prior online conversations to try and concoct the thing they would enjoy the most because I find them to be a deeply wonderful person who deserves all that and more than I can ever give them. And no matter what try my damnedest to make them happy because of the amount of my eternal soul I would give to show how grateful I am that they like me and want to be my friend.

But if THEY give ME something? Absolutely not, I will in fact be spending about 3 to 70 business years feeling guilty that I made them feel forced to get or make me something. Because obviously they would never do it out of their own volition and I somehow coerced them into being nice to me by existing and am therefore a terrible terrible scum of the earth creature who deserves to live in a stinky hole.

#do we think this is the anxiety chat #six year old me at my veggie tales birthday party and suddenly realizing that everyone was only there because they had to be #because obviously everyone secretly hates me and I've always just been too dumb to notice #anxiety #I do get so so much genuine joy out of making a really awesome gift for someone tho #so it's not all anxiety #just some of it #gift #gift giving #love language

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Retirement goal: be the house in the neighborhood that all the kids say is haunted, befriend an entire murder of crows to hang out ominously on my roof. Decorate for no holidays except Halloween (because I'm Jewish but nobody has to know that), have small scurrying creatures dart around my yard in the middle of the night. And sit on the patio in an ancient rocking chair taking a nap but looking like I'm dead, and then people will get used to it and assume I'm just napping when I do actually die in that rocking chair, and then I leave the place with a haunting story attached to it forevermore and later generations will be like "oh yeah that's the (blank) house, they say the last owner died right on that porch in her rocking chair".

Bonus: lowers the property value

#retirement #life goals #Pleeeeaaase I just want to be the local cryptid thats actually a really nice lady when you get to know her #are you actually goth if you don't want to disrupt the cookie cutter vibes of an entire neighborhood with your antics?#goth aesthetic #the most unfeasible part of this is honestly just owning a house in the first place tbh

Beautiful, a masterpiece you might say

#your ai slop bores me #dr house #house md

Gertrude and Elias had a toxic divorce arc send post

#just the way he says 𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘥𝘦 #you cannot convince me they don't have a past #and you just know he's still so salty about it too while she's out here live laugh loving #elias bouchard #gertrude robinson #the magnus archives #tma #she definitely got the archival assistants in the divorce

Do you ever stay awake too long and your brain starts making up scenarios in which you could have royally embarrassed yourself during the day? What even is that secondhand non-existent embarrassment?

Brain: "what if, when you checked out earlier today and the cashier asked you if you wanted a bag, you said no thanks because you were expecting them to ask if you wanted a receipt and then you had to retcon what you just said because you really did need a bag"

Me: "that didn't happen though??"

Brain: "yeah but what if it did, that'd have been really awkward"

#second hand embarrassment #and to everyone going “that's just anxiety” yes yes you're very smart now shut up #social anxiety #at the restaurant like: “enjoy your meal!” you too! FUCK

If I'm driving on the highway minding my own business, and I see you in your Honda civic cresting over the horizon like the sun on a tundra, your lights are TOO DAMN BRIGHT. Why are you out here with the Teletubbies baby strapped to your headlights, coming out like the good morning scene from the lorax.

#and they ALWAYS have their brights on too #like you can turn you headlights to regular mode sometimes dudeski #u won't explode if ur brights aren't on #I wonder how these types of people drive in fog #I guess they just live in their little foggy sphere of light and hope they're not driving into a wall

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Do I dislike Hazbin Hotel (and frankly anything Vivziepop) because it is poorly written and the creator is questionable at best? Yes. BUT, does it still hurt my soul to see a canon aroace character get proverbially raked through a cheese grater to fit into ship culture? Ab-so-lutely. Official Tumblr has even played into it with their ship week at this point. Like that's how normalized aroace-erasure is.

#aroace #alastor #hazbin hotel #asexual representation #aromantic representation #tumblr #ship week #valentines day

Being semi active on both Tumblr and Instagram is whiplash. Cuz I'll be here scrolling through liking art and seeing chill interactions between Tumblr people. Only to make the mistake of moving to Instagram and be blasted by "EVERYONE IS BURNNNIIIINNNGG" "heres fifteen ai videos that you still despise" "does anyone know why Instagram sucks so badly now?" "AN INCOMPREHENSIBLE AMOUNT OF SLURS"

#tumblr #instagram #im gonna go crazy

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