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*eridan voice* ough

homestuck exists to ask the question ‘wouldn’t it be cool if we could play the sims, but in real life?’ and then immediately answer it with NO

*looks at sherlock* it’s very smoll

oh my god it was me

this is the very first ever documented use of smoll. you’re all a witness to language history here.

Diversity loss! The cat that’s been hovering four feet above the ground in the men’s bathroom at the local radio station for the last nine years is actually an elitist, misogynistic art thief in his own personal purgatory!

the hc of poe's death being the only mystery that ranpo will never be able to solve haunts my dreams and idk who came up with it but lock your doors bc i'm coming for u

you know what, fuck you *unkills your character*