No Hetero Tho

This is… the exact opposite of that dark souls gif

I don’t think it’s possible to adequately state how fucking ballsy and skilled this player is considering the EXTREMELY specific timing of that dodge and catching the spear attack WHILE TAUNTING BETWEEN EACH THROW

I’m wheezing

Big Dick Energy

the Gentle Alien receives their birthright and is connected to the lifeblood of the lands

OH THEY’RE SAYING GAS

Saw the opportunity and didn’t let it pass them

…But why do you need an object to go to the bathroom? Does it unlock the magic bathroom door?

This is eaxctly why hall passes have gotten so extreme.

this is fucking surreal and only adds more weight to my theory that the american public school system is (barely) held together by a dark and arcane magic

Also a fact

this is a cropped pic of a nordic bronze age petroglyph of guys around a sun wagon and everyone on here who saved this image and just uses it flippantly as a funny little dancing guy is literally going to be visited by powerful spirits in their sleep and taught a serious lesson

his name is oreo

@lesserknownwaifus

show me the roundest cat

I feel like a lot of lesbians aren’t as stupid as they seem they’re probably just insecure. Like the idea of someone dating them is so surreal that they hear someone saying “I would date you” and they go like “this would make sense if this was literally anyone else but I, personally, am unloveable so there has to be some other meaning”

when you accidentally touch your straight friend’s hand and immediately apologize and she looks at you like “what are you apologizing for?” and you can’t explain that internalized homophobia makes you worry that straight girls are always uncomfortable around you so you just awkwardly laugh

Good post.

Donald Duck finally gets some goddamn recognition around here.

reblog if you love and respect Donald Duck in your house

I was so totally not aware that people didn’t know that being sorted into Houses was a real thing in UK schools. It’s not something made up just for the Harry Potter world, it’s a real schooling system, I was in the St George House at my school and everyone had the same attitude to Prefects as everyone in the HP world did to Percy Weasley I can assure you.

how do you get the hat to talk

i’m torn between my feelings about OP’s statement, and my feelings about your school’s officially sponsored raunchy furry artwork

“Fifty points from Sexy Muscular Lion House, Potter…”

wow, that shark-man really does just have abs all the way up