Morbius: The Living Vampire!

Love when fanon for a moderately fantastical universe casts a character as The Resident Top Surgeon. Always fun to see which unethical doctor or more frequently straight up mad scientist gets handed the scalpel to explain why yes this trans headcanon is totally compliant with the canon design Blorbo just owes Doctor Fingergrabber a weird favor now (he doesn't like being distracted from finger amputation).

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

🪹 [0 beers in] i just wanna be good

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

I'm sorry, we don't love the outfit he bought from a bdsm fetishwear store?

Obsessed with vampires but specifically when they're really pathetic

Obsessed with a vampire's existence being symbolic of the terror in a lack of control. Of having needs that scare you. Of a non-violent heart having to enact violence for the sake of survival. Of hiding yourself and longing for the honesty of companionship that you may never hope to get. Of fearing fearful eyes. Of more hunger than you know how to fill. The vampire wants to be taken care of, the vampire is scared, the vampire feels small, the vampire wants to rest. I!!!!!! Like that a lot :) I like pathetic vampires. And I like the catharsis of when someone does offer that vampire the space to be loved and trusted. Of someone offering their blood as a symbol of the vampire being taken care of. I love you, I'm not scared of you, I trust you, I'll feed you. You're safe here. And I know that I am too

Now don't look too deeply into what this says about me

everyone riding the train today got 250 xp after a level 32 dracula wandered onto the tracks

come on😀mention my favourite character😀i am well adjusted😀and will act very normal😀i assure you😀

i have a personality flaw that always positions me on the side of characters who are hiding everything and refuse to accept help. like do NOT confide in people. confiding in people is the enemy. REAL winners lie and lie and continue lying until they ruin every single thing theyve got going for them & didnt fix a single goddamn thing. keep digging grandpa youre almost there

"i could fix him" yeah? well i could accept him as he is. you don't like the murder? grow up. the atrocities are part of him and ive decided they're funny