➳ Victor ⚡︎

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

i hate that morrissey wrote i was looking for a job and then i found a job and heaven knows im miserable now. i hate that i have to give him that

We need more gothic fiction where men are going mad and running around in billowing nightgowns and women are brooding, byronic, and morally dubious

if you complete one task off your to do list you should be allowed 3 days of chilling afterwards as a reward

needing to take a shower: worst feeling in the world getting into the shower: hardest task in the world being in the shower: 🚿🧼🛁🧴🫧 getting out of the shower: second hardest task in the world being out of the shower: (soft hair) (soft skin) (cozy towel) (clean clothes) why is getting into the shower always so hard. i should remember this feeling (most beautiful feeling in the world) next time i need to take a shower

i love how American food for the most part is 1252232 billion dollars and doesn't taste like real food.