4:21PM

found my remote under my clothes rack across the room which is still weird for one of two possible reasons. one is i'm being haunted by a less fucky but still annoying ghost or i'm doing stupid shit that doesn't make sense that i don't remember doing

here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.

Counterpoint: monkey instinct says uncovering secret bounty from colorful shell good as fuck

opposite of depression nap. depression awakeness. refreshing the same three websites over and over. there’s nothing new on any of them. eight seconds have passed and it feels like a century

I love hearing about the vibes I give off cause I honestly have no idea

Anonymously message me what vibes I give off and why you think that

Shoutout to all the 1997-2001 kids who are somehow hybrids of millennials and gen z. We are the Ultimate Generation of 90’s nostalgia and new age internet depression.

friendly reminder that you’re gay