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I normally try to keep this blog strictly about the glory that is art history, but I can’t avoid sharing a good architecture pun!

Grace: Hey, uh, Rocky…

Rocky: You have a question, Grace my best friend Grace?

Grace: yeah. um. Why does everyone else wear clothes and you. Don’t.

Rocky: oh. That’s because they’re mostly from 🎵🎵🎵 and people are weird about clothes there.

Grace: what

Rocky: in 🎵🎵🎵 they think it’s wrong to have your carapace uncovered in public. Which is stupid. It’s a CARAPACE who cares if your carapace is out. We all have one. My country understands this. I can’t help it if the space program was primarily organized by the 🎵🎵🎵 government because they’re the ones with power and resources so everyone who works at the space elevator thinks they need to wear clothes even when they don’t actually have to.

Grace: Rocky are you a nudist

Rocky: don’t know word. I’m 🎶🎵🎶 and also the Savior of Erid so the 🎵🎵🎵 guys can’t tell me I have to wear a shirt anymore. SUCK IT

Flambert’s daughter: Am I pretty?

Robert: Of course you’re pretty

Flambae: You’re the prettiest girl in the entire world and it’s not even CLOSE. If I’m a 10, you’re a 12

Robert: You got your beautiful hair from Baba—

Flambae: We already have a designated stick for when we have to start beating the boys off of you

Robert: —and those precious freckles from Dad

Flambae: Or the girls, but then Auntie will have to do the beating because hitting little girls is bad for my hero image

Robert: We also need to remember that your looks aren’t the only important thing about you

Flambae: Did someone say you’re not pretty?

Robert: You’re brave—

Flambae: No seriously, who told you you’re not pretty?

Robert: —and you’re smart—

Flambae: Was it one of those little boys at school??

Robert: —and you’re funny

Flambae: Because those busted little shits have no business talking about you when they’re all FUGLY anyway

Robert: There are so many different things you are, and pretty is just one of them

Flambae: I’m serious, tell me who it was. I’ll drive down to that school right now

Robert: Chad, it’s Saturday, the school is closed

Flambae: I’ll sit and wait all fucking weekend if I have to, someone’s paying for making my baby daughter ASK if she’s pretty

Robert: Okay well can you cook dinner before you leave?

Flambert’s daughter: Can I have ice cream after dinner?

Robert: Yeah, that's fine—

Flambae: You can have ice cream for dinner, because you’re Baba's pretty princess

Robert: Okay, immediately no—

Flambae: Eshgham, she deserves it! Look at her, she's devastated!

Flambert's daughter, entirely unphased by the whole conversation, only asked the question because she was genuinely curious: I want dumplings for dinner and strawberry ice cream after