Rare Melon Discovery

innocently googling an actor only to find out they were in dragon age counts as a jumpscare.

Can u just say what it fucking weighed what the fuck

i love the term "unwell"... theres something very very wrong with you. not saying what tho

Would like to know how exactly she wouldn't fuck up Netflix or Hulu

What does that even mean? PDF as in Portable Document Format?

i cannot stress enough that i dont think yahoo even knew what a pdf was

i agree with british people when they say fooking ell

So I just made a joke that "more women should poison their husbands" to my cool boss and then immediately found out that he got divorced because he was poisoned by his ex-wife

I'm apologizing profusely and he's like "oh it's fine it was funny" and then he offhandedly mentions that his next girlfriend tried to poison him also

Yeah this is going to break containment babe.