A scattered dream that's like a far-off memory

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

okay, i hate men

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

Fuck small talk.  Let’s talk about how your day was, the weather, or the big game last night.

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits

we all have the homie that's a cautionary tale

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT

the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you

"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

transition timeline but about halfway through im inexplicably a cackling green witch for a few months before continuing as normal