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The first one to ever point it out is Peter, making a joke about how Remus' bed looks like a wolves den. Soon after, what started as a joke became a horrifying realization when Sirius shows him a book of magic creatures and it mentions werewolves nesting habits.

He stops doing it for a while, but it turns out that he needs his nest to sleep, so he starts doing it again, deeply embarrased. As soon as the others picked up on this embarrassment, the operation "Make moony not hate himself more" started. Lily gifted him a soft pillow, Mary and Marlene gave him a new fuzzy blanket with earthy tones. Dorcas gave him a decorative pillow with an R embroidered in it. James and Peter would softly encourage him to lay down and tuck himself really good in his bed.

And then there was Sirius. Sirius, who knew that Remus' sense of smell was better than what others thought. Sirius, who had heard Remus complain a million times about his stuff "smelling weird". Sirius bought him a magic scenting spray. You grab the bottle, think of the scent and then spray, the spray should smell like the scent you had in mind.

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Remus is rearranging his notes. Peter is beating James' arse in wizard chess and Sirius is enchanting different objects to change colour, his shoelaces at the moment.

"Do you want me to take notes for you tomorrow?" Sirius offers.

Remus goes cold. "I... What? Why..."

It's a full moon tonight. He has just started thinking about what symptoms to fake before he leaves for Hospital Wing. He will miss some, if not all, of tomorrow's classes. But Sirius cannot know that, can he?

James and Peter hold up their game and James clears his throat. "Remus, we have been meaning to talk to you about something. It's a full moon tonight and then you're typically away."

"It's just a coincidence!", Remus all but screams but James continues.

"When you come back you look like you've been through hell."

Peter chimes in "And then there was the prank we did with the Prefect badges. You refused to touch them. They're made of silver."

Remus feels his heart race a thousand miles per hour. This is it. They caught him. He got eight months at Hogwarts, but now it's over. 

James looks him firmly in the eyes. "Remus, are you a werewolf?"

He closes his eyes and swallows. There is no point denying it, if they know this much. "Yes", he whispers.

He opens his eyes and looks around at three serious faces. No one moves. No one says a word.

Not until Sirius clears his throat and asks again. "So... Do you want me to take notes?"

Remus stares at him in disbelief. Tears prick his eyes and he whispers: "Yes, please."

Sirius smirks "It's just notes. Nothing to cry about."

Remus laughs as the tears paint his cheeks. "I'm just relieved."

"Didn't know you were so worried about Transfigurations." Sirius jokes.

"Not that, you tosser! About you all being so... accepting. Even though I..."

"Even though you worry too much about your Transfiguratins-notes?" Sirius grins.

"Twat!" Remus laughs and shoves his shoulder. Sirius catches him in a hug. Remus hugs him back, tears still flowing. James and Peter join them in a big comforting group hug.

Mirroring from the main Hazbin Hotel website in case the site goes down for some reason, and also to keep track of what was posted when (and thus when it became canon). Go read it on the original site. First page here.

Comic originally posted 19 October 2020.

Mirroring from the main Hazbin Hotel website in case the site goes down for some reason, and also to keep track of what was posted when (and thus when it became canon). This copy is lower-definition than on the original site, so go read it on the actual site. First page here.

Pages originally posted 7 November 2019*:

(*at least as far as I can tell, according to when archive.org documented the site—note to self, fact check this later, it’ll definitely be on someone’s twitter)

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Reita: “Ruki-san, Reita-san, good evening. I know you guys travel a lot when you’re on tour, but is there anything you don’t like about taking the bullet train or airplane? For me, it’s the whole exchange around reclining your seat. I want there to be a standard as to whether or not you should ask the person behind you [before putting your seat back]. Please take care of yourselves! We rock!”

Ruki: Hm…

Reita: I feel this. The seats on the bullet train…well, if the person behind me is one of you, I feel super relieved. Cause I can just recline that shit all the way back. 

Ruki: But there are some people who worry about that, you know. 

Reita: Well, maybe a little bit. 

Ruki: I don’t worry about it at all. 

(Reita laughs)

Ruki: Especially if it’s a first-class car, people are more or less prepared for that. 

Reita: You ride first-class? 

Ruki: Yeah, of course. 

Reita: Of course (laughs)

Ruki: Oh, shut up. Huhu. But if it’s first-class, it’s not that cramped [even if someone reclines their seat]. But in a regular car, it comes back pretty close, you know?

Reita: It does, it does. 

Ruki: In that case, I would check. 

Reita: If I was just gonna put it back a little, I wouldn’t feel like I have to say anything. 

Ruki: Ah, you’re not the type to say something? 

Reita: Nope. 

Ruki: Ah.

Reita: Well no, if the person behind me was a stranger, I wouldn’t put it back in the first place. 

Ruki: Ahhh….

Reita: I would just have a sore back the whole time. 

Ruki: I put it back right away. 

Reita: Oh. And you ask?

Ruki: Yeah… well, I don’t ask, I glance back at them. 

(both burst out laughing)

Reita: Like you’re coercing them? 

Ruki: No, no, no

Reita: You just look at them like, “I’m just gonna put this back?” Ruki: I look back just to be like, “…sry” 

Reita: (laughs) But if you’re just putting it back a little bit, I think it’s fine. 

Ruki: I mean, there’s a lever to put it back and everything. 

Reita: Yeah, so why do you have to go out of your way to ask the person behind you? 

Ruki: Hmmm…..

Reita: I mean, if you were gonna put it all the way back, that’s different. But I think you shouldn’t be doing that in the first place. 

Ruki: Well, you can only go as far as the lever lets you. 

Reita: Okay, yeah, I guess. 

Ruki: If it was a plane, though, I wouldn’t like that. 

Reita: Yeah, planes…

Ruki: Yeah, planes…

Reita: Cause you always fly business class, right?

Ruki: No I don’t! 

(Reita laughing)

Ruki: I never fly business class…Never.

Reita: If someone is behind me, I never recline my seat. 

Ruki: Right? Same.

Reita: But some people do – I mean, and that’s fine. It’s tricky, eh…

Ruki: It is…

Reita: Oh, if you’re in the middle seat, and you have to get up to go to the bathroom, but the person beside you is sleeping with their legs stretched out, what do you do? 

Ruki: I jump. 

(Reita laughing)

Ruki: I jump right over them. 

Reita: Oh, you do. 

Ruki: I do. I hold onto the seat in front of me and go, boing!

Reita: Well, what else are you gonna do, right. 

Ruki: And there are some times too where we’re on the same plane as fans. 

Reita: Yeah.

Ruki: That complicates things, you know? 

Reita: It does. 

Ruki: It makes it hard to go to the bathroom. 

Reita: Yeah, we can’t go…a while ago on the world tour, I went to the bathroom on the plane, and when I came out a fan was standing right there with a paper waiting for me to sign it – an international fan. 

Ruki: Oh– I got one too. You know how we bump into fans at the airport? Why do they just stand off in the distance and look at us? 

Reita: Well, they’re probably thinking they’re not allowed to come up close, aren’t they? 

Ruki: Nah, they can come talk to us, no? Like, “good job guys” or whatever. Like, I’m not gonna ignore you. 

Reita: Ahhh, yeah yeah yeah. 

Ruki: That’s a real mystery, eh? I don’t think that happens to other bands. 

Reita: Really? 

Ruki: It totally doesn’t.

Reita: But yeah…they definitely don’t come up to us. 

Ruki: Mhm – but when we’re on tour, I kinda get it. There are quite a few [fans]. Like in Sapporo, we’ll see them on the plane, and it’s so intense, they’re all just watching from afar…

Reita (laughing): And they don’t talk to us…maybe they think they shouldn’t bother us while we’re travelling? 

Ruki: I wonder if they think there’s some kinda rule like that, or they just don’t wanna talk to us. 

Reita: …Probably both? (laughs)

Ruki: Well, that’s what I thought, but then in Sapporo, I was drinking milk.

(pause)

(both laugh)

Ruki: I thought no one was around, and for some reason I had my hand on my hip –

(both die laughing)

Ruki: Just drinkin my milk…and then a fan comes up like, “Hello~” …Like why now of all times? 

(Reita laughing)

Ruki: I guess I seemed approachable? 

Reita: While you were drinking milk. 

Ruki: I guess I’m easy to approach when I’m drinking milk with my hand on my hip. 

Reita: It felt kinda comfortable….oh okay, what if you were approached by 50 people? 

Ruki: What, like in a line? 

Reita: Like, they all came and surrounded you. (laughs)

Ruki: What? After a tour?

Reita: After a tour. 

Ruki: …I don’t know…It’s a mystery (*how the fans gather around them) 

Reita: It is, but I think they’re just being considerate of us.

Ruki: …But they just look at us. 

Reita: Ah, so it kinda bothers you? 

Ruki: If I don’t notice them looking, it’s fine, but when I see them and they’re just looking at me and whispering shit…

Reita: (laughs) Yeahh, it bothers me.

Ruki: It does, it does. Like wtf. 

Reita: Yeah…but you know that just means we’re looking at them too. 

Ruki: Omg tru – that’s scary man. 

Reita: That’s……..deep