andy

*Talks shit*

and me in the wings

Remus: ...round. You mean round.

If anyone else did it they'd be angry because they 'don't need other people to defend them thank you very much'

“cool motive. still murder.” james core.

“fine. but in protest i’m waking over there very slowly.” every time he has to punish some kid for trouble making as head boy

“i swear these perps are so stupid. i’d make a better criminal than any of them!” tell me james did not say this WORD FOR WORD about deatheaters.

Regulus writes his friends that he just adopted a pet.

Everyone starts arguing on which pet he adopted (most of them thinks it's a cat, but some thinks it's a snake or something strange like that).

Then they go at Regulus' home and they find a huge fucking stag in the middle of the living room.

(aka: James, who went there to ask Regulus out, panicked and turned into a stag out of Regulus' door. And Regulus just. Saw a stag in front of his house and was like: "okay. Suppose it's mine now").