ineffable

I am everything you do not want

I am the surgeon & I am the patient & I am the technician handing over the scalpel & I am the scalpel & I am the pervert touching themselves in the corner

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

it might be fucked up to say but honestly sometimes the only thing i want in life is for a big sister to buy me a milkshake and then pat me on the back and tell me she's proud of me and likes who i've become while i kick my feet and smile really wide sipping on my milkshake. but saying that is enough to get you cancelled these days. what with the woke left and all

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Clarification: I don’t hate this book, I love it, it’s amazing. It’s just that taking a step back and looking it out of context is still really funny. Especially the line “We participated in a genocide, Barney.”

ok but imagine them in their cartoon forms saying this dialogue i’m

can we have some context to this, perhaps?

There are a lot of interesting things about this post but the AK-47 shaped spear is what really got me

This is just as wild with the context

If you don’t have $30 going spare, check your local library. If they don’t have it, they can help you with interlibrary loan. Or they might just buy it - libraries want to carry books people will read!

If I were writing a sci fi story about a species where half are diurnal and half are nocturnal, I’d probably do some worldbuilding on how their society would work around a wide spectrum of schedules. Except humans are mostly like that already, and the solution we’ve taken is to drug the nocturnal ones and pretend they don’t exist.

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station