Leader Of The Insane :3

hearing his name shouted across the house does nothing for him. a hundred people say his name all day, including his kids. whatever the situation is can be fixed.

but hearing “Dad!”, cried out in battle or screamed from the other room, has him rushing to their side. what is it love and i’m here you’re alright and shh i’ve got you

“Bruce, I need help” = can’t open this large jar, have a question about math homework, need someone to look at this case file for me

Robin: "I brought along this diagram of a leaf I'm supposed to make, and I was just wondering if you had any time to help me?"

Poison Ivy: "What are you talking about?"

Robin, pouting: "It's due tomorrow and I know I'm going to be here all night dealing with this. And I used to think botany was kind of boring, but it's kind of starting to grow on me--"

Robin, dangling upside down: "Yeah, how have the new city rezoning laws affected your turf?"

Penguin, leaning in and frowning: "I beg your pardon?"

Robin: "One of our assignments is to discuss how current events are impacting business owners in Gotham."

Penguin: "You're asking me?"

Robin: "Yeah, you're a pretty successful business owner I know, with a large reach. So, if you wouldn't mind--"

*Batman knocked Penguin out*

Jason: Did he steal them?

Tim: New or used?

“Dick is extremely stubborn and thinks he’s right all the time” yeah it’s a character flaw.

“Jason has hypocritical tendencies” yeah it’s a character flaw.

“ Tim is entitled and doesn’t think about people when seeking results, and often acts uncaring” yeah it’s a character flaw.

“Damian is rude and bratty” yeah, it’s a character flaw.

Also, some people may not even regard everything listed above as flaws.