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I still have not gotten over how heartbroken Philza Minecraft was when he discovered that girl scout cookies are mass produced and not baked by girl scouts.

my nephew, who is like 11 or 12, is playing “5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel”, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and I have never been more terrified of the youth of today

you know, 2020 was bad. but i feel like 2021 has just been weird

i’m watching TCW and there’s a bit where artoo’s like [distressed warble] and anakin’s like “i know, i know, but i’m here now” and artoo calms down. am i CRYING about a fucking ROBOT

living in the suburbs is like mall. Movies. Mall again. Go to target. Go to gamestop. Back to the mall. Barnes and noble. Back to the mall. Chili’s. Back to the mall. Eat hot chip. Lie. And I’m SICK of it!!!!!

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he could’ve gotten license plates that said “CANIBL” and the fbi would not have given a shit