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if i ever met pikachu, i would shake his little paw and be like “im a big fan of your work”

and he’d b like “pika!” and make the :3c face and i would b like “exactly”

the feminine urge to eat a bagel & be a cunt

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

i need all the help i can get for finals

good evening to women still profoundly affected by the “IDK my BFF Jill” AT&T commercial from 2007