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YALL this is the funniest freaking thing
Look what was posted to the Sports Programming Network. People In the comment section are killing me

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Aristocats play Lizzo. Sound on!
(Canât find a source so if anyone knows the creator Iâd love to credit them.)
In hopes of inspiring younger generations, NASA created this series of gorgeous retro travel posters that encourage you to imagine a future where common space travel is a legitimate possibility. Source
âShortly before Remusâs eleventh birthday, no less a person than Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts, arrived uninvited on the Lupinsâ doorstep. Flustered and frightened, Lyall and Hope tried to block his entrance, but somehow, five minutes later, Dumbledore was sitting at the fireside, eating crumpets and playing Gobstones with Remus.(âŚ) Dumbledore told the Lupins that he saw no reason why Remus should not come to school, and described the arrangements that he had made to give the boy a safe and secure place for his transformations.âÂ
(Pottermore)
also I learned about this project called âqueering the map.â the idea is that in the past gay neighborhoods and gay spaces were very clearly defined bc it just wasnât safe to be yourself anywhere else. as lgbt+ people become more visible and accepted many feel that we are losing our connection to those spaces
so every dot on this map is basically someoneâs queer experience: coming out, meeting their future wife, seeing another gay man in public for the first time, anything you can think of that truly left a mark on them
it started in Montreal and is primarily English-language with most pins dropped in the US, Canada, and Europe, but there are people all over the world whoâve shared their experiences. itâs great to look at places near you but itâs also great to see that even people in places you thought were the middle of nowhere are happy with themselves and finding community and living their lives
Itâs here and itâs SO SWEET?? Just clicking around itâs very personal stories, in first person and a lot of them addressed to a specific âyouâ, and sooo many in extremely poetic language. It feels like an art installation and itâs so beautiful. ;W; Thanks for sharing!!!
⌠thereâs also a lot of really silly ones (like gay sharks in the middle of the ocean)
I looked at Jerusalem and immediately found two favorites for entirely different reasons.
Things I found from the queer community of japan:
Itâs no secret to the Japanese that Shinjuku nichome is the gay district of Tokyo but about half the pins left there are for the same club in that area named gold finger. Definitely a place to check out if youâre looking to get involved in the Japanese queer community for whatever reason, it seems.
I have a sneaking suspicion this submission is a haiku when written in JapaneseâŚ
This guy got the scenic view I guess
Is this how people feel while reading deep romantic poetry because wow Iâm moved.
Honestly the best feeling is learning weâre not as alone as weâve been led to believe
These are all super poetic oml I appreciate every single one of them
There are none in my town. Guess Iâll be the first
I went to my old, STAUNCHLY conservative town and saw âThere are a lot more of us here than most would think, past and presentâ and I nearly cried

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The Gender Census 2019 is now open!
[ Link ]
The sixth annual international gender census, collecting information about the language we we use to refer to ourselves and each other, is now open until 25th March 2019.
After the survey is closed Iâll process the results and publish a spreadsheet of the data and a blog post summarising the main findings. Then anyone can use them for academic or business purposes, self-advocacy, tracking the popularity of language over time, and just feeling like weâre part of a huge and diverse community.
If you think you might have friends and followers whoâd be interested, please do reblog this blog post, retweet this tweet, boost this Mastodon post, check out this post on Reddit, and share the survey URL by email or at AFK social groups or on other social networks like Facebook. Every share is extremely helpful - itâs what helped us get 11,000 responses last year.
Survey URL:Â https://www.smartsurvey.co.uk/s/gendercensus2019/
The survey is open to anyone anywhere who speaks English and feels that the gender binary doesnât fully describe their experience of themselves and their gender(s) or lack thereof.
Thank you so much!
Everything I Have To Tell You About Love by Neil Gaiman
i will never be over vernon dursley telling people at his wedding that james potter was some kind of amateur magician, implying that he wasnât even that good
100% believe that if petunia hadnât cut lily out of her life, james would have just rolled with it and learned muggle magic tricks and performed them at various family functions, like
try to wear the full magician costume to dudleys christeningÂ
âyou canât wear that jamesâ âitâs the only way iâm going, lilâ âfine but give me your wandâ âmy real one, or the fake one that shoots out flowers?â âboth, and youâd better tidy the handkerchiefs are trailing out of your trouser leg before we leaveâ
âIâm not a magician, marge, iâm an illusionist.â
petunia walks in on james pretending to saw toddler dudley in half for toddle harryâs amusement
actually incorporating magic into the tricks and freaking the hell out of vernonâs extended family
standing up at christmas and saying that heâd like to perform a magic trick. and vernon and petunia are HORRIFIED and lily just pours more wine but marge says âlet him do itâ so she can mock him?? and he tries/fails to âvanishâ the napkins 3-4 times and it doesnât work, until the fourth time when it DOES and it freaks the hell out of vernonâs extended family
and that is probably when petunia cuts lily out of her life for Real
guys this is a very important post and iâve been thinking about it all morningÂ
Story of my life people. You know whatâs real ? The struggle.
Happy Pride Month âĽ
Honestly, reasons I love the word âqueerâ so much
I am made and remade continually. Different people draw different words from me.
Virginia Woolf, The Waves (via bird-on-the-wire)

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May the 4th be with you!
This is a beautiful thing to spread.
Kenya Bans Lesbian Love Story âRafikiâ Ahead Of Cannes Debut
hey fellas last night i took a medication which is more or less the anxiety equivalent of a horse tranquilizer & essentially enterred the fifth dimension of sleepwalking in which i awoke but enterred a dissociative fit so strong i was really confused why my loving girlfriend was not my good friend and fellow viking bjorn, who i had to bring some furs to. also i mightâve cried about this. donât remember
was informed i left out the best part of this 3am experience which was the bit where i, in tears, gestured to our dog and shouted, âi donât know what this is!â
what do you mean u don't believe in the concept of virginity?
Nobodyâs dick is important enough to change any part of my identity
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the universe: okay, youâre a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so youâre free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?
human: GO FAST
the universe: well, youâre a perfect pursuit predator but if thatâs the way you want to evolve, go ahead.
human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST
the universe: wait what
human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER
the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP
human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER
human:Â
THEORETICALLY MAXIMUM FAST
the universe:
How will the people in the ship not get gibbed?
Because the warp drive doesnât actually accelerate the ship, it just makes the space in front of it smaller and the space behind it larger. Or something.
it works like this
Objects cannot accelerate to the speed of light within normal spacetime; instead, the Alcubierre drive shifts space around an object so that the object would arrive at its destination faster than light would in normal space without breaking any physical laws.
A WRINKLE IN TIME IS COMING TRUEÂ
We gonna be surfing gravity waves!!
COWABUNGA SPACE DUDES!
I love how mankindâs solution to ftl is just to bend to rules of reality a little.
Universe: ok human, with the physical laws as they are you canât go faster than the speed of light.
Humanity: ok, let me just figure out how to manipulate space time so I can go FASTER!
Thatâs literally how the ship in Futurama works lol the professor says the ship doesnât move at all, it moves all of space around it. Canât believe Futurama was right
fun fact: thereâs a real life math theorem (futurama theorem) created by one of the writers for the sole purpose of solving a plot in an episode

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she asks me what itâs like, loving a woman when i, too, am a woman and she laughs, which is the one who sits and watches tv while the other one cleans? she asks: how does your love work, do you trade off who goes off with their friends while the other one stresses? but our love works like this: she saw her favorite dessert in our fridge and she waited until i came home so that we could split it.