Twitter 2.0

something to be said in the fact that in the end it wasn't the manufactured cringeposting that drove them off but the sincere reality of the tumblr ecosystem

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

Posts that changed the timeline

there are many reasons why tumblr remains the superior social media but the only real one is because of post limit

every other social media is designed to keep you there for as long as possible, feeding their algorithm, exposed to ads, whereas tumblr has a hard limit (250 posts per day) and after that you have to go do something else. loser.

i actually dont mind tumblr posts reposted to pinterest. the 13 y/o "pinterest in the only social media my parents let me have" girlies deserve a little treat

OH MY GOD

Eisenhower had a lil sugar in the tank.

That punchline hit me like a sack of wet mice

Like a sack of what

Men's 38-in-one night time sickness cold & flu shampoo & conditioner toothpaste and mouthwash combo (plus nourishing skin formula with hydrating aloe)

be right back guys i need to run out to O'Reilly's Auto Parts and get another jug of Boy Juice to soak in, got a big day tomorrow and want to wash up, brush my teeth, take care of these sniffles, and exfoliate

sooooo can yall help me determine if this is a fireable offense

a lady just came in asking if we have oat milk and we dont so i said “our soy milk is pretty good though, thats what i use in my drinks!” and she looked at me and went “yknow soy milk lowers a mans sperm count” and without thinking i just went “cant lose something you never had”

youre laughing. i got called a soy boy and youre laughing

new uterine lining just dropped

actually I was curious so I looked further into it and he's not okay and he's gone now

???? He's fine. He even uploaded another video explaining this one. bob.reese on tiktok

he's not fine he's gone

“too little too late” by jojo was way too raw for 11 year old me to handle honestly who hurt her