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You seem to have fundamentally misunderstood me, Anon.  Go read all 5,640 posts again.

You awaken to find your wife, Björk eating a variety of snacks and drinking a coffee. You ask her where she got all of that stuff. She says, “I go to Aldi’s before you wake up.”

I am a Leo and that’s why I gotta keep it up to y’all

I am a Taurus and I don’t want to be a dick.

I am a Pisces and that’s why I gotta go home

I’m a Libra and that’s why I don’t want to be in the office tomorrow and will be back in the office on Monday

I am a Taurus and that’s why I’m upset about the dude

I’m a Cancer and that’s why I am not a fan of the same mediocre white people

I’m a Cancer and that’s why I wanna go play with you and your family

I’m a Libra and thats why i stand for absolutely nothing

I am a Leo and that’s why I smacked the fuck out of the car

I am a cancer and that’s why I am a beautiful person

I am a Virgo and that’s why I am so happy to be a part of it all

I am a Scorpio and that’s why you don’t want me back

@doujinshi

thank u for this translation

anyone else feel like their spirit is ancient and they’ve been carrying the weight of its heartbreak for an eternity

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