hi ☺️

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

i am just moved by everything now. i'm porous and everything gets inside me

yall have been blowing past my goals this month, and i really appreciate it! we're now at $225/mo. can we get to $250/mo by the end of July? if you join at any tier, you'll be helping me achieve safety and stability and getting great music early!

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

my favorite coworker told me the scenario she thinks of to fall asleep is she stumbles upon a baby sheep and has to raise it and it grows up and she has to shear it and she says she envisions shearing it so carefully that she always falls asleep at that part

Has anyone noticed that translating poetry is not easy

It's kind of like if you were in unrequited love with the crossword puzzle

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

(replying to my mutual's post about their day) We have to kill the people who make you suffer