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I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

This is the diametric opposite of "we popping the biggest bottles when Makorra happens"

“majority of white people see anyone brown as subhuman” “ugh! that sucks….. its just like how some ppl r a little rude to me, a white person, for having green hair!” no. thats different, i promise u its different

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

i dont know how people handle the world without looking at pictures of little tiny mice sitting on wheat