hi ☺️

This is the diametric opposite of "we popping the biggest bottles when Makorra happens"

“majority of white people see anyone brown as subhuman” “ugh! that sucks….. its just like how some ppl r a little rude to me, a white person, for having green hair!” no. thats different, i promise u its different

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

i dont know how people handle the world without looking at pictures of little tiny mice sitting on wheat

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

i am just moved by everything now. i'm porous and everything gets inside me

yall have been blowing past my goals this month, and i really appreciate it! we're now at $225/mo. can we get to $250/mo by the end of July? if you join at any tier, you'll be helping me achieve safety and stability and getting great music early!

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

my favorite coworker told me the scenario she thinks of to fall asleep is she stumbles upon a baby sheep and has to raise it and it grows up and she has to shear it and she says she envisions shearing it so carefully that she always falls asleep at that part