This magical blog!

I want this extraness

I’m so glad we got to see the picture afterwards.

Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

does anyone else’s lizard get OFFENDED when you turn on the lights at night

Lizards have the best “what the fuck are you doing?” faces

Would anyone like to see pictures of this bird I’m friends with

i am loving people’s attempts to identify this bird its just an australian magpie, she’s not a chimera, she’s not a fucked up crow, etc. she is just….. a regular run of the mill magpie

HOW THE HELL DID YOU BEFRIEND AN AUSTRALIAN MAGPIE

i give her chips sometimes

From what I’ve heard, australian magpies are actually quite nice if they trust you not to hurt them. Swooping season happens because, as a species, they’ve learned that most humans are Dangerous and so they preemptively attack to protect themselves and their young. If you’ve been nice to a group of magpies, though, they’ll remember you and you won’t be swooped at.

what the fuck, that’s way funnier than the screengrabs

my 8-year-old cousin got a spiderman pinata for his birthday today and he hit it so hard that he removed spiderman’s cardboard head from its shoulders and my cousin’s 11-year-old friend goes, without missing a beat, “I don’t feel so good Mr. Stark” and i lost my shit. kids really are our future.

I’m going to fucking scream

not gonna lie, if I saw this in the pool I would scream at a frequency high enough to smash glass

Playing the game for 25 hours

god put me on this world and said “let this dumbass roam”

We are all gods roombas that he’s let loose

i would kill to live in a small home with no financial worries

grow my own vegetables. some medicinal herbs. what more do you need

A cat

a cat.

what is the january mood?