alaska

(jerking you off) you're a gross bad person. people like you should be shot.

actually I think you should be normal about ordinary citizens of authoritarian countries and yes that applies even to that country you're thinking of right now

“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again

said something straight up tasted like jizz and this guy genuinely bewildered went "how would you know what that tastes like" WHAT?! dude its cum everyone knows cum

This is extremely urgent!! Can anyone please help me?!!

everyone has at least one friend who's jade harley. like, even if you aren't into homestuck if you have online friends at all there's a pretty good chance one of them is jade harley

a child can 100% be trans, but there's no such thing as a cis child under ~10 and i believe this unironically

children only start being cis once they ostracize their trans peers. which i guess in fairness can be younger than 10 in many instances. but point is that before that we just tell them they're cis and they have no frame of reference to really say anything about it (and if they do, they get abused)

if the anti transfem ralsei crowd actually cared about male GNC representation, they'd be all over mettaton and blue. but mettaton is trans and blue is black so we all know that isnt happening