i like things a normal amount

i love leaning into a bad feeling #mytwistingknife

theyre putting something in the water that makes you pee.

if i made a video game where you get to pick the gender of the player character i'd make both the options be nonbinary and you can either have they/them or it/its pronouns. those are your only options

Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans

I hate this site so much.

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

when your mutual reblogs something with a full page of tags its like. girl (gender neutral) i am filling my mug with coffee and reading this like the morning paper. i am so interested in your thoughts on this post. i love you.

outlines of two alligators that got raptured by the lord himself