•.¸♡ Bib the Bibth. ♡¸.• Richelle Howard

put on my leitmotif bro i feel a monologue coming on

THEVLAST DIMEBSION ENSDED?? WHAT???

WHAT THE FUCK WHEN?????

RECENTLY APPARENTLY??? I GOT THE NOTIFY YESTERDAY OF LEAGLEM THANKING US FOR ACCOMPANYING THEM AND WAS LIKE "wait wh-" THEN I CHECKED AND THE LAST CHAPTER POSTED IS THE SERIES FINALE??? I ONLY HAVE LIKE 20-30 CHAPTERS LEFT TILL I FINISH THE STORY I'M NOT READY

by the fourth or fifth time you "come back wrong" no ones even impressed anymore

if you follow the right people on social media then you can regularly enjoy a sort of "survival horror experience" where you get to piece together The Terrible Thing That Happened based entirely on scattered, incomplete accounts

Once upon a time a concept tried to suffer and eat a yummy meal at the same time, and it became the first person.

It’s fun to use contractions inappropriately, but it’s hard to explain why that’s

no I am not "ontologically evil." this is a practiced skill that I actively fostered, it took work to get to be this evil, stop discrediting my efforts.

Despite the fact that every single story about a wish is called "There Is No Way To Perfectly Word Your Wish Without There Being Some Sort Of Side Effect Or Unintended Consequence" I do feel like if I was in the position to get a wish granted I could perfectly word it as such there would be no side effects or unintended consequences.

@shuutingstar i could have made a better wish than soleum, i just KNOW it

It is extremely rare that I get unintentionally rickrolled. It is extremely common that I look at a link and think to myself, that's a rickroll, and I click on it. Then I get to enjoy the satisfaction of being correct, as well as the entirety of Never Gonna Give You Up. That shit is a banger. If someone offers me a link directly to that song you think I'm not gonna take it? No. You know the rules and so do I. It's Astley time.

Don’t give up. We can beat them! The kinder they are the harder they fall.

i'm such yayybait. i'm such yippee!bait. i love to become ensnared in delight

They should invent…well, I don’t know. But probably something

[anxious, concerned] im so fucked. theres so many things about me my friends would hate if they found out about. if anyone knew who i really am id be completely and torally despised [thinks a little harder] But thats fine. Everyone is like this. Its normal actually. Everyone is secretly evil but its not a big deal. Its like chill.

what about a shapeshifter who’s bad at it. shapeshifter who can never quite get the nose right. shapeshifter who always makes flipped faces because they’re doing adjustments in the mirror. shapeshifter with same face syndrome. shapeshifter who always dips further into the uncanny valley than they want. shapeshifter who can mimic a single celebrity completely perfectly but struggles to recreate anyone else.

make sure to give a good little scoff at posts that displease you. a quick glottal exhalation with perhaps the raising of an eyebrow should do it