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nobody say a fucking word about tumblr we can’t remind these billionaires we exist

never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It

signs at stores? émail? menu ?? instruction ? post online ? caption with andswer to question ? group hand outs ??? street sign ??? no. The Written Word Is The Enemy

please please does anybody have the “i love my this” image please i can’t find it anywhere i’m getting desperate

thank you for ur service 🫡

"unalive" should just mean the opposite of undead. if undead means a dead thing thats alive, unalive shuld mean an alive things thats dead. no i dont have any examples. ☝️yet

retail employees

Computers that still work but have become totally obsolete

grad students

I don't know what drug they put in subtext-queer-baiting-bury-your-gays-queer ships from the last decade but they need to put some of it in the current media

"if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't" no but like. i really didn't. i have never in my life seen someone shoplifting because i'm not watching anyone else in the grocery store..? how are y'all noticing things like that. my only goals are enter the store, survive, exit the store

the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.

concerts should be 1-2 dollars and i get to pick the venue

There's something very bisexual about a USB c charger

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