i saw wallace slice up the moon and eat it as cheese on a cracker as a kid and i just haven’t known true satisfaction since

I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur

its so shiddy when u have to convince yourself to do your hobbies. like, its fun, you like it, why cant you just do it. do it. do it. but what if.... mindless media consumption instead....

im so sorry to the seven thousand of you so far who relate

When I say that I really picked up ACOTAR thinking that it would be a nice fantasy to fill up my free hours and then FELL INTO A FUCKING RABBIT HOLE OBSESSION THAT I CANNOT ESCAPE AND HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A FICTIONAL RED-HEAD (again), I really mean that

when im listening to my own library and playlists i feel like a powerful wizard but when im trying to show my music taste to anyone it feels like i have a shame cone on

The only difference between a wizard hat and a dunce cap is the wide brim of privacy

i saw wallace slice up the moon and eat it as cheese on a cracker as a kid and i just haven’t known true satisfaction since

do u ever speak and hear ur own accent come out really strong and have a moment like "oh fuck, i really sound like that"

"can u multitask" yes actually i am losing my mind and chilling at the same time

Never has a graph been more of an accurate representation of the exact data it’s trying to convey.