mooglenina

Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.

follow it up with ‘i wouldn’t fuck you though’ for Added Enjoyment

Culturally significant forbidden candy

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre