moodtheowl

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

​honkpilled shoomaxxer

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

reblog if you or your moots live in fucking narnia or some shit

Statistically speaking I have more or less never seen a movie in my life

Flubber?

I've never seen flubber.

Asshole

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

watching project hail mary while nodding the whole time to show that i agree with eva stratt shooting ryland grace into space

you know I think I WILL bet on myself for a change [is mysteriously losing dog shaped]

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein