MangoCats

do you fuck with my unwritten story

do you fuck with the weird guy i made

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

weird me out? no. you've weirded me in. let's merge souls

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious