For The Love of Gallifrey

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

Kill me

is this what hell is like?

This is like a poorly coordinated middle school band trying to perform it…you can just SEE the loving but slightly cringing parents in the audience, forcing smiles

This makes me so uncomfortable

Not today, son!

<3

not only is my new thesaurus terrible, but it’s also terrible

i hate that feeling u get when you’re watching a movie or a concert or somethig and even though youre thoroughly enjoying it theres still something in the back of ur mind thats kinda like “ok i kinda wish this was over now” does anyone else ever get that feeling…. no… ok

Video: Lounging Lizards

you know what’s really odd?

numbers not divisible by 2

That joke was so bad i can’t even

I don’t find myself unattractive, but I also don’t find myself attractive. I feel like I’m just sort of here, not something that really grabs anyone’s attention. Sort of like a chair. Or a lamp.