The Professor!

“make friends” who am i doctor franking stein

incomprehensible horrors, you say? i happen to find them quite easy to grasp

now that’s what I call SLUDGE

oh i am gonna drink so much toxic goo tonight

scientist discovers a little animal awww

*presenting my findings at a conference* as you can see, this eeg readout just looks like a penis—

I wish I could peel away all the parts of me that formed through childhood trauma and neglect like peeling the bitter skin of a tangerine to get to the sweet good bits inside… but then what would be left? who would I be?

horchata my beloved

You're my lab assistant and I ask you for a specific vile of glowing liquid. You keep picking up the wrong vile and so I say "no silly, it's this one" and we both go to grab it at the same time. We touch hands and fall in love a bit (as all gay mad scientists should)