Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here.

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

It's pride and I'm reading a bunch of posts about asexuality (because duh) and the amount of them which are only asking for basic human decency is insane. Like what do you mean you are trying to make people understand we are a part of the queer community? Are we still there? Good goddess.

executed for the crime of asking me stupid shit in this hot ass weather

sentencing will be carried out at dawn because it's the only time it isn't too facking hot to be out side

just the two of us / we can make it if we try.

I know this is meant to be funny but it actually makes such a good point about how ADHD and executive dysfunction can impact people in really major ways, including financially

the feminine urge to abandon the novel and start a newer, hotter, less emotionally demanding novel

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

I Have Softness For You

i have milk for you

Stop.

Cut the baby monkey in half

unfortunately my story needs a middle. i personally think this is excessive