monster under your bed

and if they tell you to put it on/in your pussy. DO NOT do that. that company is LYING to you. it is not safe or gentle. do not perfume your vagina.

She is only 2 years younger than my dad.....

Fuck you. You know how to use the @ button. Come at me like an honest entity rather than posting photos of me like a rank coward.

A new entry for the SCP: A meme that when shown to a subject who is a writer or an artist is reported by said subject to contain a photo of themself along with several blocks of text. Self-described "non-creatives" report that the photo contains only a large block of cheese.

@thebibliosphere (with affection)

Alright, once again! Let's survive August

Toph’s parents also tried to limit her bending because they saw her as dependent upon them, which is a great example of how society denies disabled people access to assistive technology.

A lot of people have a weird (ableist) assumption that if you show a disabled person being in any way competent, like Edward Elric, Solid Snake, Bentley, Darth Vader or Hiccup, it somehow negates the fact they’re actually disabled

Toph and Edward Elric really work for me because I never once felt like the writers forgot they were disabled. Edward is constantly repairing his prosthetics. Toph can’t read or use her aids on certain surfaces. And these aren’t things that show up once and then never again - they’re constantly referenced through the shows.

Hi if you ever find yourself in a relationship saying anything along the lines of "well I can't leave cause I would never be able to find something better than this because I'm trans/fat/aging/antisocial/unlucky" I beg of you to run. Please. You can find and build better but in order to do that you have to take the first step out the door. You do not have to endure abuse, mistreatment, or just plain incompatibility for the sake of a fraction of happiness. You don't.

This post has ended multiple shitty relationships. Reblog it to end even more

I so hate that greed is characterized as fatness, as if I couldn't snap Jeff Bezos like a twig.

they want me to divorce my beautiful wife the em dash........they want me to denounce our love............

They want us to divorce her (she's our wife now, welcome to the polycule) because someone else used a deep fake of her to cheat and now they're saying she's been unfaithful 😭

Reblog if you're a writer who doesn't use AI.

Absolutely not! What's the point of writing if AI is writingit for you?

Yeah okay, I'll reblog that!

I don't even have food allergies and I get annoyed when the ingredients list is vague

And stereotypical people are just like "why are you worried about it" like wtf is in this what do you mean spice

When your allergy is a commonly used alternative for cinnamon and they list it under 'natural flavorings.'

Omg, yes!!! I really don't feel like rolling the dice and hoping "spices" doesn't mean something that will shred my insides!!!