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This is it. This is the best meme.

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pinkniz

Monster character: No one could love someone/something like me

Me:

rionsuke

The last thing you ate + the first thing you see when you look to your left is the title of your pretentious lifestyle blog.

Right now, mine would be called Pizza and Prints.

swordshapedleaves

Dochi and pillows

vaspider

Tea and Dogs.

authoratmidnight

Chocolate and Notebooks

prismatic-bell

Soup and Tampons.

newyorkcitywater

Bagels and plant pots

germs-in-theory

Rice and The Dewey Decimal System

gayemo

Bread and wall

lifeiscruelwithoutsound

Water and chairs

i-wanna-be-cute

bagle bites and something that might be an urn, now that i think about it.

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Pistachio and Phone Charger Cord

leg-stealing-bee

Chips and mom

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Mint and Book

habit-you-whore

Cookies and Walls

juicw

icecream and dishwasher

murderleek

Bell pepper and blankets

thegreatgoddessnamedbees

Canned Tuna & Mirrors

monstrumomous

Nutella and hair products

Things that my friends (or strangers) have said, and fit some monsters, part...something, forgot the number:

Brute

"All my rage can't even fit half the page."

"You won't need to read the cover of the text book that I'm about to slam to your face."

"Dictionary? The fuck???"

"I ate paper for lunch."

"Why can't we cuss in our essays? It gives it more passion."

"From math to meth. This is why I stopped studying English."

Hunter

"Throw down or hoe down."

"It's smack ass Friday."

"*chanting* EAT MY ASS! EAT MY ASS! EAT MY"

"Eraser shavings are the forbidden sprinkles."

"One time I sniffed glue, and look at me know, crippling anxiety!"

"I love you baby, but whose dat bitch I gotta smack???"

Fiend

"On a scale of petty to bastard, how would you rate my revenge setup?"

"Please, if you wanna do something regretful, call one of the teachers daddy on purpose. Watch them squirm."

"I need to inject caffeine into my system."

"Imagine a time where I never have to worry about homework on the weekends. Now imagine my hands around your thighs, like, damn-"

"CHOKE."

"Oh my g o d, why haven't you slept. I'm supposed to be up at 3 and get up at 5, you have no excuse."

#monstrum #hunter #brute #fiend #its mostly from school #but also from things ive overheard

Charlie, grown up, slamming pots and pans together: I AIN'T GOT NO SLEEP CAUSE OF Y'ALL, Y'ALL AIN'T NEVER GONNA SLEEP CAUSE OF ME

#monstrum #charlie #oof #here she is getting her revenge from all the wrestling

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Wraith: come over

Ika: maybe later

Wraith: I'm lonely and I wish to cuddle you

Ika:

#im sorry i had to use it #monstrum #monstrum: next gen.#wraith #friend's oc #ika #beautiful babs

OF: Why is it, that when something happens, it's always you three?

Hunter:

Niomi:

Amadeus:

#hunter: because we're immortal fucker #niomi: *proceeds to beat the shit out of him*#amadeus: *eating a rock* can you even see with glowing eyes?#idk shitposting here #monstrum #of #friend’s oc #niomi #amadeus #hunter

Hunter: Are you ok?

Irellah: What is ok?

Hunter: Do you need to rest?

Irellah: My resting heart rate registers as a panic attack.

#monstrum #hunter #irellah #poor anxiety boi

bakkusan

When you punch your friend in Minecraft as a joke and forget y’all were on a cliff

#relatable #since it was me who was punched off the cliff

develop-your-oc

What stories can your OC tell that sound completely fake, but are actually 100% true? Did your OC learn or experience these stories themselves, or did they hear them from another source?

bakkusan

Niomi: “I once fought a god and didn’t get a scratch”

Hunter, sipping tea: “Yet OF fractures your hip during sex”

monstrumomous

#Niomi #hunter #friend's oc #OF #its true but my wig just flew lmao

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Charlie, older now: OF, where do babies come from?

OF: Many places. Most commonly, they come from reproduction, when a sperm meets an egg, and develops in the womb, the mother's stomach. Sperm come from most fathers, and most mothers have wombs.

Charlie: Oh, ok!

Charlie, turning around to face Hunter: You were lying! You said babies came from sex!

OF:

Hunter:

#monstrum #hunter #charlie #OF #he jumps off the ship before he can get an ass woopin #sex mention #how to raise a child 101 #my baby girl

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make yourself 🌻

I was tagged by @halseyassthetics and @colson-sixx and I tag @mgkvevo @gardenbi @bubblegumxgasoline @napoleonrags @lucamarinis @onmyownreality @cantyou-saveme @prime-jive-39 @galadrils @uhlxis @ghouljoxter

Make yours here!

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Thanks boo @wescoasts for tagging me!

I tag: @princessstevens @ch-llmonger @ohheyalex @evansstackie @great-neckpectations @spidermans-l-o-v-e-r and whoever else sees this and wants to do it!

Make yours here!

great-neckpectations

@coonflix @melaninpsycho @golden-ariess @dn-coralrose @crushed-pink-petals @honeychicana @peachyteabuck

Thanks for the tag @uhlxis

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@cocothewriter @peter-manparker @obamas-official-armpit @mbakusmbitch @blackreaders-assemble

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Thanks @coonflix I think I captured my RBG perfectly lol

Tagging: @pebbles1aa @btsandgot7love @madamslayyy @awildblackkpopperappears @ch-llmonger

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I'll tag: @purple-apricots @numbah-5 @lovelynervouschaos And anybody else can jump in!

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YEEEEET

I tag @saitamastamaticsoup @websies @willsouless @miku-craft @loftwingsuarus @ch-llmonger @luvkiri and anyone else is free to try it out!!!

arandina

I'm definitely not this good looking

@scp-echo @nervousloveruniversityartisan @smol-gay-nerd184

marianaechoes

I love picrews so much.

@statuedocandfriends @unbalanced-chaos @hello-universe-lovers @dr-sokol

swamp-gremlin

Hhhnmmhnm rat goblin

@celestial-anthrax @7-tek @storm-in-a-bottle @guardians-kell @ask-the-clown-gremlins @camm-6 @the-anxious-lurker

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@netches-and-nirnroots @heliorata @mysterious-nocturnal-being

(I wish I was this attractive ha-)

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@qrangeaftonda @celestial-anthrax @pizzeriafurryserialkiller

Make yoselves, huns ù w ú

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monstrumomous

Tis me

@thegreatgoddessnamedbees THE Y HAVE FRECKLES

#reblog #picrew

monstrumomous

Hunter: If everything was made of jello, would you eat it?

Fiend: Don't be so fucking stupid Hunter. It's like wondering if we were made of tables and if we would eat one another.

Hunter: Implying tables aren't edible.

monstrumomous

Good.

Chicken wings??? What are chickens? And why would you eat their wings that’s cruel. Understandable but still why eat?? Moldy cheese?? That’s kinda dumb to me, even if it doesn’t initially cause problems.

Second question first: j do it because it taste good, though perhaps the idea of mold may be unsatisfying to you. Which is fine! Everyone has a preference!

As for chickens

BEHOLD, A LITTLE LADY

#ask #Cheese Anon #dont worry #the chickens are free range

Fiend: Imagine how terrible it would feel if you dropped an antfarm on someone's head.

106: Fire ants are a pain.

Mordeo: I suggest bullet ants. Intense pain and comes in large sizes.

Hunter: What about crazy ants? Sure they don't sting, but they can enter your respitory system without issue.

Irellah: w h y.

#monstrum #mordeo #irellah #hunter #fiend #scp #scp 106 #poor anxiety boi #106

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Hunter: If everything was made of jello, would you eat it?

Fiend: Don't be so fucking stupid Hunter. It's like wondering if we were made of tables and if we would eat one another.

Hunter: Implying tables aren't edible.

#monstrum #hunter #fiend #is this cursed?#i feel like it is cursed

You’re only delicious if you have soy sauce on you, it’s the rules. And??? WHY WOULD YOU EAT MOLDY CHEESE THATS NASTY!! YOURE NASTY!!! That’s like me eating moldy bread and saying that crap slaps like no it don’t??? It’s moldy??? You want like mold AIDS or something? Also I’m fine with being called cheese anon

Mildly allergic to soy sauce, will give a hard pass.

Because it tastes delicious with chicken wings.

It isn't the same, there is a certain cheese with a certain possess to make it.

Besides, the mold itself isn't harmful if injested. It's the bacteria you gotta watch out for.

#ask #Cheese Anon #thats how modern medicine was created #some dude looked at a moldy orange #inspected it #noticed the bacteria dkesnt like to go near or within the moldy bits #and then bam #discovery #forgot his name tho

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