m a x w e l l

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

apple spider vinegar

Mitch McConnell has been sent to a nice farm out in the country where there's lots of open space to run around and lots of other senators for him to play with

can we send him to the glue factory instead

july 4th is no longer independence day it is pinof kiss confirmed day if i am celebrating that is what i am celebrating just btw

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

i usually possess great love and concern for the world and the people in it. usually my worldview is that I want people to be healthy and happy and treated with great tenderness. usually i think there is nothing more important than making the world a better place for the humans and creatures in it. none of this applies when my stomach hurts tho. atm i have a tummy ache and im fantasizing about pushing u into traffic

Being hairy is so awesome #mammal

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry