*ੈ✩‧₊˚ chris kratt *･₊˚✧

isnt it really cool how your memories can just physically attack you at random

Books are so cool because there are no fucking ads in them

Fandom is so obsessed with contrasts in ships that they force them onto hollanov, a couple who are FAMOUSLY supposed to be similar. There is no slutty one and prudish one. They both love sex. There is no smart one and dumb one. They both excel at the same career where traditional metrics of academic intelligence don't apply. There is no jock and nerd. They are both professional athletes. There is no neatfreak and slob. They both pay other people to clean their houses. Please release yourself from the need to manufacture an opposites attract dynamic in every facet of their relationship, ESPECIALLY when the central conceit of hollanov as a couple is that they're more alike than everyone else seems to think.

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

fonts will be named shit like viscera antique, 16 bit dreams, doctor's orders, bingo condensed, googly, wish you were here

i love to have a hobby

my hobby is looking at two guys and saying Now whats all this then