I really don't give a fuck

Lmaoooo who is making these

Mens-rights-activia

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

(getting a taste of my own medicine) actually this is okay. Is this what you guys have bene whining about? Jesus christ

imagine you're some guy and you're going through the woods one day and you stumble upon a house and the people who live there just give you free food and eventually let you inside and it's like nothing you've ever seen before and the people are so nice and loving towards you and then one day they decide to never let you leave again, steal your balls, and give you a stupid fucking hair cut

Babies are socially accepted parasites.

When u read Ayn Rand 1 time

They’re not a parasite, they’re a potential investment

When you read Ayn Rand a dozen times

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn