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the universe where will stays with baseball is actually so important to me bc that man should be on the san francisco giants getting humped by drew gilbert in the outfield after a big win while his dl nhl hookup watches on tv after his away game on the east coast in absolute horror

vancouver summer camp slasher film

dickie as the comic relief jock. misa as the vapid cheerleader. will as the virginal final girl. mack as the killer

Will has a shared Google calendar with all the members of his harem and they fight amongst each other for who gets custody of him throughout each hour of the offseason.

i want freedom i want freedom i want freedom *is granted freedom* noooooo my attachments

“will likes mack more than mack likes will” is so tired like move im BORED. obviously will likes mack. mack is a lot and will loves it. but mack loves will soooo fucking much it’s insane. like this is a guy who moved every ten minutes for the first seventeen years of his life. he doesn’t seem to have any childhood best friends or a ton of guys from juniors or college he’s super close with. but there is will, this one guy that mack has zeroed in on. he has sunk both his claws and his teeth right in! he likes him so much it’s embarrassing! he has since 5 minutes into rookie camp!

in a team gathering, mack, misa, and probably cat all do that prank where they text will, dickie, and toff respectively “quickie in the guest bathroom? ;)” and just sit and watch in utter delight as all three spouses file toward the bathroom, trying to look subtle and discreet, but it’s everything but that since they got tunnel vision and are not aware of each other until they all reach for the bathroom door at the same time and hear their evil loves of their lives cry laughing in the other room.