IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW
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I scheduled this a year ago

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IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW
I’m crying.
I scheduled this a year ago

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reblog this if you want anonymous opinions of you
if you read in a frog paper “specimen was released in the field immediately after capture” chances are very good that what it actually means is
“i dropped the damn frog and despite the fact that we fell all over each other no one could recapture it”
sometimes when i am sad i go read through the tags on this post, because they are 70% other biologists saying things like “AND ALSO FUCK FIELD MICE” and “THAT CRAB ALMOST BROKE MY FINGER” and I am reassured that I am not the only one who has bobbled a wood frog right into their cleavage.
plus six or seven people who just….can’t figure out what a frog paper could possibly be. (guys it’s…a scientific paper. about frogs.)
and this one
which made me laugh despairingly because i mean
bro you don’t even know.
what is the code entomologists use for “i stepped on it, i’m so sorry, it was dark out and the specimen was very small”
“Impromptu dissection was performed under less-than-optimal lighting conditions.”
‘impromptu dissection’ is an alarming phrase in any context and i thank you for it
What’s biologist for “the little fucker BIT me and I yote it into the undergrowth on reflex”?
“Specimen was removed from the study pool due to abnormal interaction responses”
I am reblogging this 98% for the second to last comment holy shit I’m fucking choking
“Showed extreme vigour at release” in wildlife rehab and wildlife tagging studies/bird banding counts means “the asshole bit me and tried to attack my head when I let him go” so you guys know.
Though my favourite research bullshit story comes from a girl I met in university. Her thesis is on clove oil for pain relief and finding a way to make 99% pure clove essential oil for this purpose. They keep running trials but are getting 60-80% pure no matter how they calibrate the machine. Students being students decided to sneak into the lab at night and try make hash oil with this machine cause I think 25% is the most you can get even getting the extra potent medical kind even now. So students were like imagine even if it only comes out 60% we can get so high. While they are getting it ready to run and make super potent concentrated hash so literally one drop would get you high, someone dropped a glass vial and cut their hand on it bleeding over the machine. They cleaned up the blood and ran it with the cannabis and got 99% pure thc oil. The machine worked how it was supposed to. To hide evidence of having run weed through it they made a batch of clove oil and sure enough 99% pure. She told the prof she had an idea last night to try to get the machine working that still didn’t work but she had cut herself accidentally on some glass and bled on it a bit and she had run a test worried she broke the whole machine and it was 99% pure. The prof tried and again 99% pure. The machine just needed a blood sacrifice apparently. It was noted in the paper something about “additional lubrication of the (part of the machine that was bled on) was required to yield desired results following calibration” was how I broke into a lab to make hash oil on university equipment, bled over it, and somehow it worked to fix the problem was put into her paper.
I’m vaguely upset that it didn’t get referred to as a blood sacrifice to the machine in the academic paper.
“yote”
The only alternative would be “yeeten”
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unusual(ish) asks <3
who’s your celebrity crush?
are you single or taken?
rant. just do it
do you think its ok to separate the artist from the art?
how many accounts do you have?
how many pairs of shoes do you have?
opinion on… (specify to the person you’re asking to)
how many accounts do you follow?
favorite brand of clothing?
name a dog
what unusual talent do you have?
what’s the most interesting schools gossip you’ve ever heard?
ever prank called a store?
what’s your coffee order?
what’s a question do you constantly get asked?
if you had to get a tattoo right now, what would you get and where?
google the top song from the year you were born
rant about your favorite musician
what’s your favorite teacher you’ve ever had?
describe your blog in 3-5 words
what’s a conspiracy you believe in?
if you could see any concert tonight what would you choose?
if you could break one of your bad habits which would you choose?
can you dance? sing?
what’s something you can’t stop buying?
crowds or small groups?
how long before a trip do you pack?
what celebrity would you rate a PERFECT 10?
what quote or inspirational setting do you think is bs?
if you had to dye your hair an unnatural color right now, what would you choose?
you can change one thing about your life right now. what are you changing?
how old do you get mistaken for?
what do you think about a lot
do you like your hogwarts house or do you wish you were a different one?
what does home mean to you?
what do you think you’d be arrested for?
have you ever been called down to the principals office?
post a picture of the outfit you would choose if you could have any outfit you wanted
describe your aesthetic
answer with one of your ‘school memes’ (inside jokes you have with your class/grade) with no explanation
feel free to reblog or send me some if you’d like! this took forever so reblog please!
i’m alone.
listen. you’re valid. what you’re going through is valid. it doesn’t matter if other people have it worse. it doesn’t matter if these other people are your parents. it doesn’t matter if what they went through for you was worse than what you’re going through. listen. listen. what you’re going through is valid.
Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj (Volume 2)
“remember that time in 7th grade when you-“

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I love posts like this that require like six levels of meta understanding to comprehend them.
Challenge accepted
I like how your profile says, "I'm a loud blue boy" but where the blue boy?
yE S Y e s pleas e the blue hair suited you so well omg

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some giggly mark for your dash 💕
Wtf is this uwu shit
damn you really out here acting you aint uwu all the fucking time??? :/
isn’t that the neck tattoo guy
This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂
THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM
But how could you leave out this masterpiece???