Dunsparce

Just because this guys not up to his old tricks anymore doesnt mean hes worth any less. Dont let yourself forget what this man represents.

where's me package...

ahar. Twas cast overboard

aye.....killing meself

actually i'm not that hungry does anyone wanna split this atom with me

What Was The Image

thats between me and the holy fucking ghost

The seal has been broken

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

beetroot?

you want beetroot?

you want fucking beet root?

ingredience

as a child of divorce few things are as funny to me as the concept of alimony like you have to pay your ex-wife recompense for the crime of being a fail husband

JUST GOT MY CRINGE MONEY FROM MY FAIL HUSBAND

Really confused as to how my logo changed to kermit the frog. Unless im starting to have hallucinations from lack of sleep. Still. mindfucked. 

idk whats going on i havent watched baseball in a while but i think these two nearly identical men in blue are mediators between men and god telling him his time is up and that he has to return to the source now

The probability of you getting attacked by a gorilla at any given point is very low… but it’s never zero.