monidog

Even saying ”I’m so sorry, I completely forgot” sounds marginally better than ” I’m so sorry, I didn’t completely forget, I actually completely remembered. I thought about it the whole time and it stressed me out so much my brain built an insurmountable wall around it.”

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

Dear Lord please not this post. I promise I'm cooler than this

This is what happens to characters when you write an AU fanfic

Off goes Riker, to the coffee shop.

if you've never been clinically depressed, this is the short version

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

can't believe we've all been here since we were 14 and now we're all 20000 years old