Possible High Waters

Just looks like a normal chair to me.

if i had the aladdin lamp i would ask for a genie blowjob and then a second genie blowjob immediately after. my third wish would be to increase world hunger

The only rules of Uno are what you can convince the rest of the table the rules are.

Grad school shared housing rules were “winner gets to add a rule to the next round” and honestly things got violent.

Fun Fact! Two Weeks Notice is not a REQUIREMENT in any sense of the word. It’s a nicety. A polite gesture, and only polite for the MANAGEMENT because THEY want time to find someone to replace you. They cannot withhold your last paycheck if you refuse to give two weeks notice, and they cannot force you to work the two weeks. Additionally, they cannot report that to any future employers who call them regarding your work history. In fact, they’re not allowed to comment on your performance AT ALL! Legally they are only allowed to confirm that you were an employee during the dates you list - anything else and they open themselves up to civil lawsuits in which they can be sued for damages for any number of reasons. So fuck Two Weeks Notice. if you work for a fucked company, they deserve to get fucked in return.

Five: It’s so hard being a single mom when you have 6 kids and are a teenage boy

Five, pouring himself an OVERFLOWING cup of black coffee: STRESS DRINKING,,,, BECAUSE OF YOU

Lmao, what is he saying??

babygirl i’m deficient in vitamins scientists haven’t even discovered yet