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ilya in the situationship era “it’s just fucking”. ilya now being a married man lying on top of his husband and kissing him all over his face and saying between kisses “oh my god i love you so much” MWAH MWAH MWAH “i can’t live without you even for a second” MWAH MWAH MWAH and shane giggling beet red on his face cus even after so many years together he’s still gets shy around his husband. it’s just two men who still have crushes on each other

Shane lying in bed with his little glasses on reading his before-bed two chapters of his book. When he finishes he turns to Ilya & goes “I would like to kiss now.” & Ilya who has been watching tiktoks out loud this entire time throws his phone to flop onto his husband. A nightly routine

hollanov pr video for the cens where harris recruits shane (and later ilya for a matching video) to finally settle the whole 'attached at the hip' thing. this is achieved by having the recruited hollanov slowly inch further n further away during locker room time at praccy until the other one notices. the video does not settle shit. both- on record- manage a total of three feet (or the moment they leave the others peripheral) before their husband is letting out a whine and reaching back (ilya) or straightening up suddenly and turning around with that signature crinkle between their eyebrows and ☹️ (shane). the cens socials blow up.

how come I have not bewitched somebody body and soul yet

My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.

no, actually, i can’t be friends with someone who has opposing political views. this is mostly due to the fact my views are “people deserve rights”

tilapia is so good when u dont got a bitch in ur ear telling u its nasty bc its “factory farmed”