dynamics discourse is the corniest thing ever. how’re you gonna be grown and fight/be rude about who takes it?! like who GAF?!

oomfs and i were talking about wsh-pregnant and how he’d be such a natural at it. he’d take it in stride and read all the books, watch every video, get all the creams and tools he wants/needs. he’s glowing from within, hair long, thick, and beautiful, rubbing oil on his growing belly cause he doesn’t want stretch marks (even if mack thinks they look beautiful on him). he’s baking everything under the sun to satisfy his cravings (and mack is greatly benefiting from all the delicious sweet treats). ntm, he’d love the feeling of getting to walk around the house in pretty maternity sets, obsessed with how comfortable they feel on him! and of-course mack would be utterly obsessed with him the entire pregnancy. cause his sweet, gorgeous, strong omega is carrying their child and doing it so effortlessly, and he can’t help but be prideful.