eggstraordinary

[ID: digital full-body art of Bellara from Dragon Age Veilguard dressed in a white and peach colored hanbok twirling around. End ID]

Just thought you'd all like to know that the other day I forgot what 'the calling' was called and referred to it as 'Grey Warden menopause' instead which I think is highly accurate but also terrible. Do with this information what you will.

bilbo baggins

I think Solas would really have loved being The Inquisitor’s funky little apostate hobo boyfriend. Like, he gets to offer advice but he’s not the driving force of anything. If he had been brave in Crestwood, he would’ve lived his dreams of being a house husband who does little hobbies and rubs Lavellan’s shoulders after a long day

Yikes. Unfollowing now. Huge fan of his rebellion, imprisonment of the elven gods and creation of the Veil. Didn’t know his wife was ~2,979 years younger than him

ROOK, PERHAPS IT IS TIME YOU STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKWIT

this feels like a sensitivity training for how to not commit micro aggressions against vampires in your workplace