pearl moment
The Bowery Presents
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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occasionally subtle
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trying on a metaphor

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Xuebing Du
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Origami Around
Jules of Nature
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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pearl moment

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snuck in 4 burgers to creed 3. Couldve easily done more
6 burgers into John Wick 4. still could've done more
12 burgers into Dungeons and Dragons. Still could've done more
Y'ALL READY TO GO GET FUCKING WASTED AT FREDDY FAZBEAR'S
my child has gone missing
giggling spinning around clapping my hands and using up all the hot water in thr shower
Get in losers, we’re going climbing.
I like to imagine Lady Sneasler is chatty with Ingo, and while the two can’t understand the nuance of each others words they can certainly understand the vibes.

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scott pilgrim straight up killed people though and nobody cared
That’s just how Toronto is
“As you should.” alright dont get sassy with me now
spotify: hey weird al, we super appreciate you recording a video for your top listeners this year. you made us look good right?
weird al: :)
spotify: ...right?

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hiring a wizard to break whatever curse is holding henry kissingers shitty body together and laughing with childish glee as he instantly collapses into individual limbs like a lego character
OP can I get your wizard's number
sure dude he's number fucking 1!!!!
message to all bitches
please survive
OP being deactivated is like a dying war general sending out her one final message to her loyal battalion before succumbing to her numerous wounds
i think ubisoft devs should not only post their work from canned projects i think they should legally be allowed to come together and eat the entire guillemot family <3
love that kids are emo again. i love walking into the grocery store or goodwill and seeing some teenage emo kid all decked out walking around with their mom or something

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283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.
"maybe it's not your pussy" is such a funny phrase and also correct. People wonder why chores are so hard and it's like, friends we used to have a whole intergenerational team on this and now Grandma is locked in a beige box. Cooking is hard.
Reblog the problem is capitalism and not your pussy
As you demand. Hello this is boobs inspector and after closely inspecting an ENORMOUS amount of art related to your GREAT persona I with IMMENSE confidence can congratulate you on successfuly passing the inspection.
Wait, I'm getting some glances from PR department.. what? Questions? I must ask a question?
Uhh uhhmmm
Oh! What's the name of that idle game you playing lately? Sorry I'm always distracted and can't remember it
PASSED?? YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS DEAR BOY? WE'RE IN THE CLEAR!
we interrupt this can can for a SPECIAL news bulletin:
be on the look out for an anon who's been passing themselves off as a boobs inspector in order to obtain free boobs. that's all for now.
FREEE BOOOBS???
maybe we oughta tell our anon about the phony impostor
YOU LOONY LOOFAH! THAT IS THE IMPOSTOR!
WE'VE BEEN DUPED!
duped!
BAMBOOZLED!
we've been smeckldorfed!
THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA!
LOOK AT THEM.
I BET THEY NEVER CHANGE THEIR UNDERPANTS
i bet they bite whale bubbles
I BET THEIR MOM BOUGHT EM THOSE GLASSES
IF THAT IMPOSTOR WANTS BOOB PICTURES, THEN BY NEPTUNE WE'LL GIVE EM ONE
YOU'RE DANCIN WITH THE CRAB MAN NOW. JOIN ME BOY OR YOU'RE FIRED!
it doesn't seem right...
but it feels so good
glitch effect. the gnarliest stuff in procreate
OH! HOLD ON. I GOT A JAR OF GOONING CAPTIONS IN ME OFFICE!
oops! i converted it into a webp!
WELL FISH IT OUT, AND I'LL CONVERT IT INTO AN AVIF!
i call it mouseboobsREAL.webp.avif
hereyouareanonenjoy
LISTEN! THEY SAW IT!
LOOK AT EM CHOKE!
ARRARARARARARAR
hahahahahahahahahahaha
LOOK AT EM SUFFER!
hahahahahahahahaha
we interrupt your laughter at other peoples' expense to bring you this NEWS FLASH
the fake boobs inspector has been caught. here is his picture:
if a boobs inspector comes to your ask box and they're not this guy, they're real.
phew! that's a relief, ay mr. krabs? i'm sure our anon will understand if we just explain the situation. then we can all have a good laugh about it!
I DON'T THINK THEY'LL BE LAUGHIN, BOY
why, sir?
BECAUSE THAT BOOBS PICTURE KILLED THEM!
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mr. eugene krabs, you’re under arrest for the murder of a very real boob investigator