"I'm tired"

*checks calendar* hmmm today is Roleplay As a Horse Day

pretty boy isn’t an insult. even if you sneer it at someone while pointing a gun at them and demanding their wallet, you’re still complimenting them. you’re just doing it with homoerotic hostility. fruit on fruit violence. why don’t you buy them flowers with their money that you just stole.

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

no tagging system. no warnings. you go into these fanfics blind as a shrew and you either get what you came for or you get dumped in media res in the middle of a scene you dont want to read no in between motherfuckers

good morning to the losers who check tumblr like a newspaper each morning and yes by losers i mean me

I don't want to read the news of our impending doom, I want to see memes of the news of our impending doom.

we’re here for the newspaper cartoons, not the words

if my choices to get news are twitter or destiel memes I’m taking the destiel memes every time

merry christmas im going to kill my father

might fuck around and start putting the comma in the year

August 16th 2,020

Ooooooo I don’t like that

don’t ever dumb yourself down for people. don’t end long thought processes with a dismissive “if that made any sense haha..” or an “i guess” or a “but idk!” speak your mind, truth, and heart and don’t water yourself down for anyone. your message will be received and understood by those it is meant for, and if not, people who truly care will ask for clarification. you are allowed to have complex thoughts. you dont need to earn your right to speak

[Dad: How’m I doing on your hair? Child: Good! Dad: Let’s see, do I need more grease? Child: Yes. You need more grease on there. Dad: More grease? And then what? Child: And then you gonna need to brush it, and then you put a band on there. Dad: A band on it? Child: Yeah! Dad: Aww.. Child: You’re getting it through! You’re almost done! You’re doing a good job! Dad: Aww, thank you, sweetheart, so much! Daddy’s trying, doing the best I can. Thank you so much. Child: You’re welcome! Dad: I’m almost done! Child: You been doing great! Dad: Aw baby, thank you so much, you’re so encouraging to Dad. Thank you. Child: You’re welcome. Dad: I really appreciate you so much. You’re so awesome. Daddy getting your ponytails ready for school.]

Interrupting all the political ugliness to make you melt with cute.

Me as a father

this is so pure

No, but seriously. If whenever you get up from wherever you start to feel faint, get palpitations, get numb, get nauseous, get light-headed and/or literally feel your blood drop to your feet, check the symptoms of Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome.

Also add more salt to your diet lol. With or without the POTS unless you have hypertension in which case I’d be more cautious.

POTS can develop in previous healthy people after a Covid infection. If you have had Covid recently or know someone who has, please keep this in mind.

This is like a very gentle and supportive version of Shia Lebouf’s “just do it”

💕✨ And you are wonderfully made ✨💕

For everyone. Hang on. Continue. Next year will be better. Happy happy happy happy holidays my friends.

[image desc: black and white photo of people holding protest signs reading “Money for Hormones Not War!”, “We also have rights”, and “Trans Rights Now!”]