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The “insult says what” trick would never work on my mom because she says pardon instead of what.

Meanie: Fattysayswhat?

Mom: Pardon?

Fork Level Zero - F.E.M.

I feel like there are some loose ends still need tying up.

1. I hardly think that box will be enough to contain Leland. Yes, Sister Andrea is there. But will she and that rickety old box be enough?

2. At the start of the season we see the hydrogen collider. Throughout the episode it’s hinted that something HUGE will go down once it’s turned on. I assumed that it would be brought back in the finale. Or at least worked in again. But aside from casual mentions, it’s never factored into the plot.

In screen writing class we were taught that timelines are important. If you bring one up early in the script it’ll matter in the end. This series brought up when the collider would be activated. And then we don’t see what happens when it does.

3. During the last few episodes we’ve realized that The Entity or “Friend’s of the Vatican,” may be more EVIL than good. They may actually commit the sin of killing. Yes, David DOES call them out on that. He does say he wants things done differently. And he does convince his coworkers to burn the assessment files. But I expected more. I expected him to find out that THEY were actually just as EVIL as the 60. Even though he got his assessment job back, why trust The Entity at all now?

4. Why show Timothy having demonic traits for a second? Why do that when the show is ending? This would be fine if EVIL was getting more seasons. But it’s not. This is the end. Finito. Done.

It reminds me of the 90s Mario movie. The Princess BARGES in asking for help at the end and we don’t get more. And now we have this. Kristin noticing something off about her 5th kid and brushing it off.

We need more!!

5. Andy is just gone now? Won’t his kids miss him?

The way she just walks up them, completely chill.

I have a story to tell you all that involves karma.

My friend and I found some ski pools and decided to walk to the convince store with them. Along the way we saw some tiny purple plants.

“These are weeds. Let’s whack’em!!” So we swung o our ski sticks back, yell “FOUR!” And whack. Pretty soon the homeowner came out. We tried to run but we weren’t fast enough.

“MY PLANTS!! Why did you kids do this!!!”

“They’re weeds!” My friend said.

“No they are not young man!! My wife waits for them bloom every year! Now I have to go buy new ones!! Look, here’s what we’re gonna do. I want each of you to pay 50 cents and write an apology letter.”

We delivered the money and later on that day.

Years later my friend had a moped that was’t working. He tried to fix it on his own and failed.

“A mechanic downtown can help me. I just need help pushing it there.” We push. Right as we pass the we “weeded” years before, the owner drove out of his driveway on a fully working moped.

My friend’s moped never worked.