It's Nothing Terfsonal

i first saw magdalen while in England but watched most of her videos in my home country Bahrain & showed her videos to some female relatives in Bahrain who also loved her ♥️ they thought she was a funny and lovable woman

She Is The First Latina, And Very First Writer Of Color, To Ever Win The Carnegie Meda 

when you go to therapy

One of the most important things I learned in my Language and the Law class is that law enforcement will intentionally misinterpret every type of statement asking for a lawyer as not asking for a lawyer. Even directly saying it like this “I will not speak to you without a lawyer” can be taken as a simple statement of fact rather than a request for a lawyer. You literally have to state “I am now invoking my right to a lawyer” and every time they try to proceed with an interrogation you have to answer every question with “I am invoking my right to have a lawyer present”. You can’t just tell them you won’t talk without a lawyer or that you want a lawyer. You have to state that you are invoking your rights. Otherwise they could just say “well they just said they wouldn’t speak without a lawyer present. That’s not invoking their rights to a lawyer. It’s just stating a fact.” even just stating your right to a lawyer doesn’t count!

It’s literally getting to the point where you have to deal with cops the way you would with djinn or fae. Do not leave them even the slightest bit of wiggle room to screw you over. Be as clear and explicit as you POSSIBLY can.

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so i work at a movie theater in concession.. an old lady and her husband came up to the counter on a really slow day.. i don’t remember how the husband looked but the old lady kinda gave me the creeps and wore this really old cross on her neck.. something about her just felt off.. so she ordered all the stuff, her husband didn’t talk.. when it came time for her to pay for her stuff, she gave me a gift card and i scanned it.. there was only like a quarter or something left on it and the leftover price came to $6.66… i have NEVER seen it do that before.. and i looked up at her and she just gave me this really creepy smile and didn’t say anything for the rest of the transaction.. no thank yous, no goodbyes.. she was just SILENT anyway, am i cursed now or what?

man’s dating a village wise woman and complaining 

oh no woman likes to live in a pretty and a comfortable flat/house! how she dares! men really want to find a woman that is ‘not like other bitches’ but god forbid you to do something that their exes/ig girls they jerk off on didn’t do and they’re gon roast the shit out of you. the fuck

i think i just saw a post online

stay safe, guys

it looks like ridely and isabelle are snake and cloud’s fursona’s

they are

hey I just found out there’s a Slenderman Musical 

I’m on track 7 and all I can say is What The Fuck

this musical is very good and so far my favorite track is “Entropy” but I’m losing it over “Samuel” suddenly turning into gospel music halfway through

Musical canceled due to the canon line “I think it has a taste for sex” and a character actually fucking slenderman

This is the most bewildering thing. The concept of a strikingly well produced Slender Man themed musical? Unthinkable. But there are some really great sounding tracks in there. I’ve listened to the whole damn thing and what’s even more dumbfounding is that half of it is great melodic songwriting and the other half is a Slender Man gang-rape periwinkle cringe fest. Body possession, BDSM, and Slender Man’s mom? It all goes terribly downhill in the latter half. “The Hunt” track has Slender Man humping the protagonist and voices in his head are literally telling him to rub Slender Man’s crotch. There’s even a point where the protagonist gets called out for slut shaming someone who slept with the Slender Man earlier in the musical. I wish I was joking. Here are the lyrics. These are some actual lines from the musical: “The Slender Man just grabbed my ass.” “I think he has taste now for sex. He wants to hump you.” “The Slender Man caught me. He’s right on top of me. He’s.. smelling me.. and… rubbing himself on me.” “He might be trying to decide whether to eat you or hump you.” “You might want to try… rubbing his crotch with your hand.” “No, it’s a good idea. He’s confused. He can’t decide if people are for eating or mating.” “Timothy, just… pleasure him.” “No he just wants to have sex with everyone. So we just let some ugly oversexed creature loose unsupervised?  Ha ha. We really would be letting a hyper aggressive supernatural lust… we’d basically be letting a rape monster run around.” Best tracks: Transcendation Life On The Run The Bar Possession The Abbey Entropy Samuel The Librarians The Time At Last Mother’s House Mother If it was just those songs, and if the sex dialogue tracks were replaced with some actual gripping surrealist horror, this would make for one hell of an outstanding musical imho. Everything else is either awful dialogue, mediocre tracks, or both. Those 10 songs though, honestly impressive shit. I might just keep them. All in all, glad I listened to this.

did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and it’s been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now it’s MY job when need be

omg so I work at a museum and one of our buildings has a) very high ceilings and b) a bizarrely sensitive alarm system that will go off if anything touches the ceiling. Because of this, helium balloons are considered public enemy #1 and are strictly forbidden from entering the museum. But just in case an illicit balloon is successfully smuggled in, the museum has acquired a fucking b.b. gun for the express purpose of shooting down rogue balloons.

lawful good vs chaotic good

ppl make fun of creepypasta titles being too descriptive like “I went hiking with my class, it didnt end well” or “something’s living in my grandma’s basement” or “I’m never taking a job on craigslist again” but for someone with zero attention span, descriptive titles like that are a hell of a lot more eye catching and attention grabbing than some poetic one or two word title that doesnt even hint at what the story is about