we're so young but we're on the road to ruin

“hes just a guy!!!!” fortunately, i like guys

i’m having a stupid girl summer. i am making so many mistakes and no one can stop me

king arthur was supposed to rise when the worlds need was greatest so. wakey wakey! someone knock on his tomb or something

being in your twenties is literally so fucking inhumane. and during a pandemic. Oh my god

yeah i'm a false prophet but you believed me so whose fault is it really that we're in this mess

being known is a mortifying ordeal not only bc it involves allowing someone to see the worst of you and hoping they will love you anyway but also bc it involves letting them see the best of you and hoping it actually means something to them

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID????? Kindest regards, 

“this is the hill you want to die on?” oh no i just love arguing. i fully intend to leave this hill once it gets boring. sorry for the confusion!

Theres the middle ground of "vibing but at what cost"

no wonder france and britain went to war so many times w/ each other they're the two most insufferable nations on earth and they are right next to each other

microdosing on catholicism by quoting the jennifer’s body “saint jude patron saint of lost causes give me the power to crush this bitch” line whenever im faced with a task i don’t wanna do 

yuck i fucking hate having ~cinematic~ mental illness moments. was in the bathroom just now trying to put in my earrings and my hands were shaking so bad it took me like five minutes and i was getting irrationally upset so i started tearing up and it's like. ugh. this WOULD be the scene in a movie that shows that the character's emotional health has completely gone to shit. ugh.

Hello Karen. You constantly misgender your son. If you don't correctly identify each pride flag shown within five minutes, the automatic turret will misidentify you as a target.

op, change your url