Phoenix Suggestions

If ya think I want to do anythin’ else to that princess except fight her, then yer crazy.

Crazy and correct.

There’s two...

They call me ranch cause I get dressed

A ranch is the same as a farm, no? What does agriculture have to do with clothing?

I dunno, Heca kept sayin’ it.

They call me ranch ‘cause they’re idiots, I have nothing to do with ranch.

You

🅱️

Dressin

They call you Teach cause you 🅱️ Givin lessons

That’s probably her way of saying thanks.

They call me ranch cause I 🅱️ Dressin

Hot topic is not “Dressin”.

They call you big cause you 🅱️ Depressin

Not my fault you bought clothing from a dorky teen that still thinks Nightmare Before Christmas is relevant, babe.

They call you hall cause you 🅱️ messin

Rhyming is gay.

You call me gay cause Junko 🅱️ sexin

BARS!

This goes pretty hard.

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Kisume is a good kid, tell her what you love about her.

She’s super sweet ‘n she always says the cutest stuff to me!

I love her drawings. They’re really sweet.

Its all fun and games untill a snork pack jumps ya

it’s all fun and games until you find out you’re only halfway through the story and now everything’s getting hit with cerebus syndrome

It’s all fun and games until “DEMONIC PRESENCE AT UNSAFE LEVELS. LOCKDOWN IN EFFECT.”

It’s all fun and games until a cosmic horror shows up at the very end of the adventure to break reality.

its all fun and games till your mouth gets sealed with a curse and someone knocks you unconscious so you can be possesed.

It’s all fun and games until all your friends are dead.

worse when its your possesed body that did it.

Or they’re possessed and you have to kill them one by one while fully conscious and in control of your actions

Are you guys ok? Do you need therapy?

It’s all fun and games until suddenly you’re fighting yourself and your dream self and you don’t know who won and who you are and you’re unsure about your very existence itself, after already having existential encounters leaving you unsure about the very nature of reality

It’s all fun and games until you steal the Hourai Elixir and become immortal and have to wait 1000 years for the one thing that gives your life purpose to return from the moon and slowly go insane from the knowledge that all your friends and everyone you care about will continue to die for the rest of your eternal misery.

I just now realized I haven’t properly introduced myself to the…Very small audience, to be honest, why was this human posting so often?? Well, I’m Tatsi, surprising how I managed to steal a blog from a human who also used my name in it, huh. You’d think I would have just found some popular one too, for exposure but…Nope! I’m here, in my lonely little circle of pinwheels with…No one…This is kinda…I need friends…But that is beside the point, my feelings don’t matter. I am making this because…Uh…No reason actually, barely anyone even reads these, and those who do are probably trying to…Capture me…Like the humans did…Uh…At least I didn’t have to use force?? Yeah, spending those moments lost really taught me something, out there, no one cares about you or anyone else, even the humans. There are only a few who will, and we must hold on to them, and return every bit of care they show, to tend the the garden that is friendship…I miss Mari now…But I can’t go back, I’d probably be hunted down…And I don’t want to bring Mari here…She’d probably be hunted by others like me…Its moments like these in which I wish everyone would listen to me, so I could at least have shoulders to cry on temporarily…

Yes.

i’ll game end you myself

Oh no.

do you wanna have a bad time, tatsi?

I’d love to see you try giving me one, you pathetic hare. I will show you the true definition of fear.

If you pay up, I’ll gladly forgive and forget. If not…

I WILL BE THE WORST NIGHTMARE YOU WILL EVER HAVE, YOU WORTHLESS WORM

Y-you think you’re tough, huh? Well, I don’t doubt that at all. In fact, I don’t think I beat you! Hell, I don’t think even Lady Eirin or the Shrine Maiden could! So come on, you scary little girl! I’ll forgive your debt with no extra charge! Just redirect this wind so it doesn’t kill me! You won’t find a deal this good anywhere else!

Okay, let us see how that mansion I painted green likes it-

Okay, just for attacking me, just wait til I visit with an axe. ;3 Your books are on the chopping block.

Oh I would, I might as well dye every article of clothing the shade of green I used on the mansion too! So, will you apologize for attack me, or face my non-violent wrath.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Your fate has been sealed…Well, not really SEALED but more like…It is going to happen because…Well…I have nothing better to do and it’d be funny seeing your tears, after you attacked me.

Tatsi Tatsu my friend um…maybee youd like to come stay with me in stead? we can do fun stuff like hav dinner together! or go find dinner! i all ways hav fun chasing humans!

M-Miss Kisume? H-how are you not scared?

why wuld i be scared of my friend??

F-friend?

yeah!! i even had Tatsi Tatsu over for hollydays! I gave her a prety rock!

I used it to break in a human’s home and take everything.

thats okay! im glad you used it!!

I’m glad that you like that!

so will lyou be coming over???? ill get some human for you!!

I will gladly come over, friendo! But I’m still going to make those books suffer.

ah okay!! cant wait!

I will have to ask you to refrain from damaging Patchouli-Sama’s books.

No.

Very well. It appears I am required to resort to force.

Why’s this youkai tryin’ to vandalize the SDM?

IT SEEMS, PEEPUL DONT LIKT HIS SITE ENYMORE. TUMBER IS DOING SUM KWESCHUNABUL THINGS, SO PEEPUL AR LEEVING I WANT 2 ASHOR YOU THAT I HAV NO INTENSHON OF LEEVING THO! HAV PEES OF MIND, YOUR LOCUL STRONGEST FAIRY WIL ALWAY S STICK AROUND.. LERNING SLOWLY… HOW 2 SPELL

I’m glad you’re choosing to stick around too.

I’m staying

Me too!

I’m not leaving without my friends!

forget what’s happening rn i have memes to make

Your local alien will stay and they will  not give in to whatever new system they’re implementing either. My boob post shall LIVE

As a shinigami, it is my duty to follow this site to its grave

I really just don’t care enough to leave.

I jus’ got here an’ I don’t really understand what’s goin’ on but imma stay cuz Par’s stayin’!

I’m gonna stick around since my other counterpart already called a quits.

It doesn’t really seem like that big a deal, n’ it’ll probably pass with time so yeah I ain’t goin’ anywhere either.